10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.