10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "No river, no fish."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury