10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes