10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."