10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.