10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'