10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."