10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth