10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm