10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders