10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it