10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes