10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)