10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed