10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss