10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!