10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!