10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts