10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.