10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.