10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."