10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.