10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You have to piss with the dick you have