10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed