10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--