10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson