10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes