10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP