10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --