10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.