10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."