10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.