10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword