10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.