10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT