10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones