10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- im going to 2 out you to death