10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fish don't eat Nutz!