10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."