10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson