10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers