10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger