10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "No river, no fish."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger