10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)