10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers