10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers