10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--