10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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