10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.