10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus